• A 90s Bedtime Prayer - Poetry
• A Bachelor and his Cat - Feline Funny
• A Bachelor's Kitchen Guide - Relationships
• A Brief History of Time - School Days
• A Broken Little Throw Away - Boozing
• A Cajun 12 Days of Christmas - Seasonal
• A Case for the FBI - Cops and Robbers
• A Cat Owner's Sad Story - Feline Funny
• A Cat Workout Program - Feline Funny
• A Cat's Diary - Feline Funny
• A Cat's Guide to Human Beings - Feline Funny
• A Cat's New Years Resolutions - Feline Funny
• A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas - Feline Funny
• A Catholic Dictionary - Spiritual
• A Choir Director's Beatitudes - Spiritual
• A Clinton Anniversary Discovery - Political
• A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients - Med Mirth
• A Combined Operation? - Military
• A Computer Addict's Prayer - Computers
• A Conversation - Computers
• A Conversation Between God and Adam - Spiritual
• A Conversation Between Moses and God - Spiritual
• A Corollary Bypass - Think About It!
• A Day After Christmas Letter - Seasonal
• A Dieter's Christmas - Diet and Exercise
• A Dog's Diary - Canine Humor
• A Dog's Poem - Canine Humor
• A Duel - Various and Sundry
• A Farmer's Will - Think About It!
• A Few New Doctors' Remarks on Patient Charts... - Med Mirth
• A Field Guide of UNIX Systems Administrator - Computers
• A Generic Ethnic Joke - Various and Sundry
• A Golden Toilet? - Boozing
• A Good Cause - Various and Sundry
• A Great Way to Clean the Kitty - Feline Funny
• A Guide For Giving the Ideal Gift - Seasonal
• A Guide to Safe Fax - Various and Sundry
• A Half Mile - Relationships
• A Healthy Dose of Laughter - Think About It!
• A Heavenly Combination - Spiritual
• A High Tech Prayer - Computers
• A History of Teaching Math - School Days
• A Jedi Knight Might Be a Redneck If... - Lists
• A Kindly Lawyer - Lawyers
• A Kitten's Prayer - Feline Funny
• A Kitten's 12 Days of Christmas - Seasonal
• A Lawyer's Headache - Lawyers
• A Letter from Camp - Outdoors
• A Letter from Martha Stewart - Martha Stewart
• A Letter From Your Computer - Computers
• A Little Game - Quizzes
• A Little Perspective - Government
• A Logic Test - Quizzes
• A Loose Guide on Exercise - Diet and Exercise
• A Man's Guide to Surviving Valentine's Day - Seasonal
• A Man's Strategy for Going to the Bathroom - Relationships
• A Med Student's Guess - Med Mirth
• A Medical Funeral - Med Mirth
• A Military Christmas - Military
• A Minnesota Guide to Computer Lingo - Dictionaries
• A Mismatched Pair of Gloves - Relationships
• A Mother's Dictionary - Dictionaries
• A New Cold Remedy - Growing Older
• A New Merger - Various and Sundry
• A New Microsoft Legal Product - Microsoft
• A Naughty Little Poem - Poetry
• A Paronomastic's Dictionary - Dictionaries
• A Pathetically Honest Resume - Workplace
• A Perfect Story - Relationships
• A Poem for Moms and Dads - Families
• A Politically-Correct Birthday Greeting! - Think About It!
• A Program Conflict - Computers
• A Quick Test - School Days
• A Quiz for Cats.. and a Quiz for Humans - Feline Funny
• A Quiz for Coffee Drinkers - Quizzes
• A Quiz for People Who Know Everything - Quizzes
• A Raise and a Promotion, Please! - Adult
• A Redneck's Ode To His Valentine - Seasonal
• A Room in Hell - Lawyers
• A Rough Crowd - School Days
• A Sad State of Affairs - Think About It!
• A Second Offense - Cops and Robbers
• A Secret - Inspirations
• A Sex Quiz - Quizzes
• A Short History of Medicine - Med Mirth
• A Snowy Virgin - Adult
• A Story - Various and Sundry
• A Story About Adam and Eve - Poetry
• A Talking Frog - Computers
• A Test for Dementia - Email
• A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs - Canine Humor
• A True Story from Orange County - Cops and Robbers
• A 12 Step Program for Web Addicts - Computers
• A Typical Day at Macrosoft - Microsoft
• A Useful Tip - Think About It!
• A Valentine For Osama - Taliban
• A Verbal Rorshach Test - Quizzes
• A Very Bad Christmas Card - Seasonal
• A Very Clever Blonde - Blondes
• A Woman's Email to Her Husband - Email
• A Woman's Little Instruction Book - Relationships
• Abbott & Costello Meet Unix - Computers
• Abbott and Costello Meet Windows 2000 - Microsoft
• Abbreviated Insults - One Liners
• ABC Vending Service Complaint Reply Form - Applications and Forms
• ABCs of Ex-Wives - Relationships
• ABCs of True Friends and Lovers - Inspirations
• ABCs that Make Dreams - Lists
• Abort, Retry, Ignore - Computers
• About Texas - Think About It!
• Absolutely Vital Things to Know About Taking a Bath - Lists
• About Friends and Friendship - Inspirations
• About Real Teachers - School Days
• About That Glass Next to the Keyboard - Computers
• Academic Phrases Completed - School Days
• Access Denied - Computers
• Accident Excuses - Cars and Driving
• Achtung! - Various and Sundry
• Acronyms Least Used in Personal Ads - Relationships
• Actual Bumper Stickers - One Liners
• Actual English Subtitles - Think About It!
• Actual School Excuses - School Days
• Acute Case of Martha Stewart Disease - Martha Stewart
• Adult Bedtime Prayers - Adult
• Adult Bumper Stickers - One Liners
• Adult Confuciusisms - Adult
• Adult Definitions - Adult
• Adult Limericks - Adult
• Adult Spam Response Letter - Applications and Forms
• Advertising Lingo - Dictionaries
• Advice for Women - Relationships
• Advice from Men to Women - Relationships
• Advice to Give Your Daughters - Relationships
• Advice to Dumb Criminals - Cops and Robbers
• Afghani General - Taliban
• Afghanistan's Fall TV Lineup - Taliban
• African Roulette - Political
• After Sex Comments by Astrological Sign - Adult
• After the Beer Festival - Boozing
• Air Farce - Military
• Airline Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Airline Quips - Travel
• Airplanes Versus Women - Relationships
• Al Gore, Poor Black Child? - Political
• Al Gore's Concession Speech - Political
• Alarming Trend - Think About It!
• Albums We Will Never Buy - Lists
• Alcohol Warning Labels We Would Love to See - Boozing
• All About Cats and Dogs - Canine Humor
• All About Men - Relationships
• All I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from Blake's 7 - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Birthdays I Learned From My Cat! - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned by Watching Dr. Who - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned by Watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show - All I Need...
• All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow - All I Need...
• All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Sheep - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From a Snowman - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Drinking Coffee - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From My Bible - All I Need...
• All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Dog - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From My Guardian Angel - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From My Teddy Bear - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From My Therapist - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Princess Di - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Santa - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Shopping - All I Need...
• All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Star Trek - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From the Easter Bunny - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from the Invasion of the Bee Girls - All I Need...
• All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Trees - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know About Life I Learned in the Military - All I Need...
• All I Need To Know I Learned At Melrose Place - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know I Learned From My Cat - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know I Learned From My Teenager - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From Fishing - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From My Girlfriend - All I Need...
• All I Need to Know in Life I Learned from the X-Files - All I Need...
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned From My Computer - All I Need...
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned From Noah's Ark - All I Need...
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten - All I Need...
• All Nurses Go To Heaven - Med Mirth
• Altered Egos - Lists
• America On-Line - AOL
• American Logic - Various and Sundry
• Americans With No Abilities Act - Think About It!
• An 80's Love Story - Relationships
• An Aging Peanuts Gang - Growing Older
• An Apology - Workplace
• An E-Mail From Down South - Email
• An Email/Chatroom Survival Kit - Computers
• An Experiment, or How it Happens - Workplace
• An Inmate's Last Wish - Cops and Robbers
• An Ode to Viagra - Poetry
• An Office Prank - Workplace
• An Ultimate M&M Challenge - Stress Relievers
• Anagrams - One Liners
• Ancient Chinese Torture - Adult
• And How Did You Die? - Relationships
• And Now, for $50,000... - Various and Sundry
• And You Want What? - Relationships
• And You Wonder *Why* It Didn't Last? - Relationships
• Animal Thoughts - Various and Sundry
• Another Approach to Bathing a Cat - Feline Funny
• Another Geek Test - Quizzes
• Answering Machine Announcements - Various and Sundry
• Anticipation - Poetry
• Anti-Stress Kit - Inspirations
• AOL Addiction - AOL
• AOL and Cybersex - AOL
• AOL Lament - AOL
• AOL Mail: Okay for Others, but Not Corporate - AOL
• AOL Merges With The Vatican - AOL
• AOL Revenue Plan -- 5 Cent Misspellings - AOL
• AOL's New Terms of Service - AOL
• Aphorisms - One Liners
• Application for a Piece of Ass - Adult
• Application for Living in Northern Wisconsin - Applications and Forms
• Application for Permission to Live in Massachusetts - Applications and Forms
• Application for Permission to Live in New Hampshire - Applications and Forms
• Application to Date Our Daughter - Applications and Forms
• Application to Leave AOL - AOL
• Application to Live in Alabama - Applications and Forms
• Application to Live in Arkansas - Applications and Forms
• Application to Live in New Jersey - Applications and Forms
• April Fools - Seasonal
• Aptitude Test - Quizzes
• Arab Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Are Computers Male or Female? - Computers
• Are You a Carrot, an Egg, or a Coffee Bean? - Inspirations
• Are You a Prostitute or Are You a Consultant? - Workplace
• Are You as Good as Your Dog? - Canine Humor
• Are You Male or Female? - Quizzes
• Are You Right For Me? - Applications and Forms
• Arizona is So Dry That.... - Regional
• Arizona State University Grading System - School Days
• Arkansas Christmas - Seasonal
• Assembler - Computers
• Astrological Prayers - Spiritual
• At A Stoplight - Various and Sundry
• At the Baseball Game - Med Mirth
• At the Bull Auction - Adult
• At the Chalkboard - School Days
• At the Country Club - Outdoors
• At the Game - Spiritual
• At the Monastery - Adult
• At the Races - Outdoors
• At Warshowski's - Boozing
• Atheist Holiday? - Spiritual
• ATM Behavior - Relationships
• Attendance - School Days
• Attention Children! - Mothers
• Attention IRS! - Government
• ATTICS - Applications and Forms
• Attitude - Inspirations
• Austin Powers Pick-up Lines from "Gold Member" - One Liners
• Australian Love Song - Poetry



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• Baby Boomer Woes - Various and Sundry
• Baby Problems - Mothers
• Bad Luck and Chain Letters - Think About It!
• Bad Marketing Translations - Dictionaries
• Bad Merger Ideas - Lists
• Bad Romance Novel Metaphors or Similies - Lists
• Bad Things to Say on a Date - Relationships
• Balance - Think About It!
• Bannisters - Families
• Bar Translations - Boozing
• Barbeque Anyone? - Spiritual
• Barbie at 40 - Various and Sundry
• Barbie Writes to Santa - Seasonal
• Barbies for Adults - Adult
• Bargain Kids Books - Lists
• Barman's Prayer - Boozing
• Basic Guide for Scientists - Rules
• Basic Math - Quizzes
• Bats in the Belfry - Spiritual
• Batteries Not Included - Seasonal
• Be a Kid Again - Mothers
• Be An Angel - Inspirations
• Be-Attitudes - Inspirations
• Bear Hunting - Outdoors
• Beauty Tips from Audrey Hepburn - Inspirations
• Because - Political
• Bedroom Golf - Outdoors
• Bedtime Prayer for Men - Relationships
• Bedtime Prayer for Women - Relationships
• Beer Facts - Boozing
• Beer Guts of America - Boozing
• Beer Troubleshooting - Boozing
• Before AOL - AOL
• Before and After Children - Families
• Being in Prison Versus Being a Housewife - At Home
• Being Old Has Its Advantages - Growing Older
• Best Uses for Fruitcake - Seasonal
• Better Living Year Round With Martha Stewart - Martha Stewart
• Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts - Email
• Beware the Sound of the Horns - Various and Sundry
• Bible Riddles - Spiritual
• Bible Riddles - Noah - Spiritual
• Biblical Bloopers - Spiritual
• Biblical Spokespersons - Spiritual
• Big Tits vs. Little Tits - Adult
• Bill Clinton and St. Peter - Political
• Bill Clinton's Retirement Plans - Political
• Bill Clinton's Testimony According to Dr. Seuss - Political
• Bill Gates and Hell - Microsoft
• Bill Gates goes to Summer Camp - Microsoft
• Bill's Punishment - Microsoft
• Bin Dere - Taliban
• Biological Differences - Relationships
• Birth Control, Arkansas Style - Families
• Birthday Present - a Divorced Barbie - Various and Sundry
• Blended Magazines - Various and Sundry
• Bobby Knight's To Do List - Lists
• Books We Are Not Likely To See - Lists
• Border Patrol - Cops and Robbers
• Bowsy Wowsy - Boozing
• Brain Damage Quiz - Quizzes
• Brain Surgery - Political
• Brain Teasers - Quizzes
• Bravery - Military
• Bread is on the Rise! - Think About It!
• Breakfast - Various and Sundry
• Breaking the Silence - Spiritual
• Breaking Up Is Hard To Do... - School Days
• Breast Cancer Awareness - Inspirations
• Bridge Building - Relationships
• Brilliant Newspaper Headlines - One Liners
• British Laws - Rules
• Brown Nose Required - Workplace
• Browser Blues - Computers
• Building a Campfire - Outdoors
• Building a House - Blondes
• Building Bill's House - Microsoft
• Bumper Snickers - One Liners
• Bus #54 - Blondes
• Bush Deploys Vowels to Bosnia - Political
• Bush's Plan to Streamline Military on Target - Political
• Business Ideas that Somehow Failed - Various and Sundry
• Busted! - Computers
• But First... - Think About It!
• But Honey - Adult
• But, I'm Not Addicted!!! - Computers
• Buying Gifts for Men - Relationships
• Buying Paint - Travel



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• Caffeine - Poetry
• Caffeine Addict's Quiz - Quizzes
• Call 9-1-1 - Blondes
• Calling Technical Support - Computers
• Campaign Slogans for Hillary Clinton - Political
• Camping - Outdoors
• Can I Speak to Ben, Please? - Various and Sundry
• Can You Help Me? - Computers
• Can You Imagine...? - Government
• Canada - Regional
• Canadian Hockey Rules! - Outdoors
• Canonical List of Light Bulb Jokes - Lists
• Car Horoscopes - Cars and Driving
• Car Names Explained - Cars and Driving
• Cards to Send When the Relationship Goes Bad - Relationships
• Care to Dance? - Relationships
• Cartoon Characters on Drugs? - Think About It!
• Cartoon Laws of Physics - Rules
• Casual Dress Day - Workplace
• Cat Bathing as a Martial Art - Feline Funny
• Cat Christmas Songs - Seasonal
• Cat Commandments - Feline Funny
• Cat Definitions - Feline Funny
• Cat Haiku - Feline Funny
• Cat Medical Dictionary - Feline Funny
• Cat Mind Games - Feline Funny
• Cat Myths - Feline Funny
• Cat-Person Profile Quiz - Feline Funny
• Cat Poop Cookies - Recipes
• Cat Prayer - Feline Funny
• Cat Quiz for Humans - Quizzes
• Cat Quotes - Feline Funny
• Cat Sled Races? - Feline Funny
• Cat to English Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Cat-Mas Season - Seasonal
• Cat's Computer Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Catching the Virus - Computers
• Catholic Elementary Test - Spiritual
• Catholic Girls - Adult
• Catlette's Soliloquy - Feline Funny
• Cats in Physics - Feline Funny
• Cats, the Musical - Feline Funny
• Caught! - Think About It!
• Cell Phone Junkies - Think About It!
• CenSeuss 2000 - Government
• Chain Letter Fertilizer Club - Stress Relievers
• Change of Plans - Adult
• Changes in California Under Governor Schwarzenegger - Lists
• Cheap Spell Checker - Poetry
• Check Disclaimer for Software Purchases - Computers
• Cheer Up! - Stress Relievers
• Chelsea at College - Political
• Chelsea Clinton Looking for Love - Political
• Chet's Nuts - Seasonal
• Chicken Control - Various and Sundry
• Childhood Quiz - Quizzes
• Children as Pets - The Cat Years - Mothers
• Chinese Language Lesson - Dictionaries
• Chocolate Layer Cake 1040 - Recipes
• Choir Proficiency Test - Spiritual
• Christmas Controversies - Seasonal
• Christmas Party Blues - Workplace
• Christmas Quiz - Quizzes
• Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed - Seasonal
• Church Observations - Spiritual
• Cinderella at 75 - Growing Older
• City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam - Quizzes
• Classes for Men - Relationships
• Classified Ads - Various and Sundry
• Clean with Coke! - At Home
• Cleveland Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Disses Many Stellar Acts - Various and Sundry
• Clinton's August 17, 1998 Speech Translated - Political
• Clinton and the Pope - Political
• Clinton Compared to the Titanic - Political
• Clinton Quickies - Political
• Clinton Versus Nixon - Political
• Clinton's Best and Worst Decision - Political
• Clinton's Disbarment Defense - Political
• Clinton's Ghosts - Political
• Clinton's Postage Stamp - Political
• Clinton's Voice Mail - Political
• Clone of My Own - Poetry
• Clones - Poetry
• Closing Arguments - Political
• Cocoon of a Butterfly - Inspirations
• Coldwater - Canine Humor
• Comebacks to Comebacks to One-Liners - Relationships
• Comebacks to Pick-up Lines - Relationships
• Comedy Porn Titles - Adult
• Company Motivation Posters We'll Never See - Workplace
• Company Motivation Posters We'll Never See, Part 2 - Workplace
• Complete Guide to Orgasms - Adult
• Computer Acronyms - Computers
• Computer Blessing - Computers
• Computer Definitions - Dictionaries
• Computer Error - Computers
• Computer Errors Haiku - Computers
• Computer Geek Pick-Up Lines - Computers
• Computer Instructions - Computers
• Computer Laws - Rules
• Computer Points to Ponder - Computers
• Computer Quotes - Computers
• Computer T-Shirt Slogans - Computers
• Computer Technical Terms - Dictionaries
• Computer Viruses - Computers
• Computer Vocabulary - Dictionaries
• Computerized Newsletter - Computers
• Computers and Electronics as Depicted in the Movies - Computers
• Concerned Pet Owners - Think About It!
• Concerts We Will Never See - Lists
• Congress Embraces Internet Technology In Campaign Finance Reform - Political
• Congress Sanctions "Lethal Force" in Road Rage Cases - Cars and Driving
• Consumer Report on Selecting Girlfriends - Relationships
• Contemporary Latin Phrases - Dictionaries
• Continuing Education Courses for Men - Relationships
• Continuing Education Courses for Women - Relationships
• Contraceptives Are Useless! - Regional
• Converting Pi to Binary - Think About It!
• Cookie Monsters - Cops and Robbers
• Cooking Terms - At Home
• Cool Things about an All-New York World Series - Outdoors
• Cool Things About Cars that Go Faster Than the Speed of Light - Cars and Driving
• Cool Things About Having a Beer Belly - Boozing
• Corporate America's Recreational Activities - Workplace
• Corporate Buzzwords for 2001 - Workplace
• Country Western Horror Movies - Redneck
• Coyote vs Acme - Legal
• Crapd - Computers
• Creation of the Computer - Computers
• Creative Medical Terms - Med Mirth
• Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid - Lists
• Creative Workshops - Applications and Forms
• Criminally Stupid - Cops and Robbers
• Cubicle Wisdom - One Liners
• Cultural Differences Explained - Regional
• Curiosity Killed the Cat - Think About It!
• Customer Service with a Smile - Workplace
• Cyber Breakup Letter - Applications and Forms
• Cyber Nursery Rhymes - Poetry
• Cyberwocky - Poetry



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• Daaad! - Families
• Daily Affirmations - Inspirations
• Darla and Buckwheat - Adult
• Darwin Award - Hydrogen Beer - Boozing
• Dating Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Dating Versus Marriage - Relationships
• Days to Have Sex - Adult
• Dealing With Gifts You Don't Like - Lists
• Dear Al - Political
• Dear Bank Manager - Applications and Forms
• Dear Federal Aviation Administration - Government
• Dear Forest Service... - Outdoors
• Dear Infernal Revenue Serviced - Government
• Dear IRS - Government
• Dear Milkman... - Various and Sundry
• Dear Mr. Hinkley - Political
• Dear Pastor - Spiritual
• Dear Santa - Seasonal
• Dear Santa... - Martha Stewart
• Dear Tech Support - Relationships
• Dear Tide - Political
• Dear Valued Customer - Workplace
• Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy - Think About It!
• Deer Tick Warning - Email
• Definitions from the Cynic's Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Definitions of a Bachelor - Dictionaries
• Definitions of Pornography - Adult
• Democratic Kittens - Political
• Dennis Miller's Advice on What Men Want - Relationships
• Designated Decoy - Boozing
• Deteriorata - Poetry
• Diary of a New Cook - At Home
• Diary of a Smoker Quitting - Various and Sundry
• Diary of a Snow Shoveler - Various and Sundry
• Diary of an AOL User - AOL
• Dick's the Word - Adult
• Dictionary of Bizarre Practices - Adult
• Did You Know? - Think About It!
• Did You Know, Part 2 - Think About It!
• Did You Know, Part 3 - Think About It!
• Differences - Spiritual
• Differences Between You and Your Boss - Workplace
• Differences in the Middle Ages if Microsoft Had Existed - Microsoft
• Difficult Passenger - Travel
• Difficult Women - Relationships
• Dihydrogen Monoxide is Dangerous - Think About It!
• Dilbert's Words of Wisdom - Workplace
• Disaster! - Families
• Disorder in the Court - Legal
• Divert Your Course! - Military
• Do Cats Actually Like the Taste of Themselves? - Feline Funny
• Do Re Mi Beer - Boozing
• Do You Need Help? - Computers
• Do You Remember... - Growing Older
• Doctor Doctor - Med Mirth
• Does Your Cat Have a Problem? - Feline Funny
• Does Your Cat Own You? - Feline Funny
• Does Your Dog Own You? - Canine Humor
• Doesn't it Annoy You When... - Various and Sundry
• Dog Commandments - Canine Humor
• Dog Fight - Taliban
• Dog Haiku - Canine Humor
• Dog Letters to God - Canine Humor
• Dog Pet Peeves - Canine Humor
• Dog Property Laws - Canine Humor
• Dog Proverbs - Canine Humor
• Dog Rules, Simplified for Humans - Canine Humor
• Doggie Dictionary - Canine Humor
• Doggie Funeral - Spiritual
• Doggie Pledge - Canine Humor
• Doggie Smells - Canine Humor
• Don't Anger the Nurse! - Med Mirth
• Don't Look at the Math too Closely! - Cars and Driving
• Don't Step on the Ducks! - Spiritual
• Don't You Just Hate it When... - Think About It!
• Drawing God - Spiritual
• Drill Sergeant Pick-up Lines - Military
• Drinks of the New Millenium - Millenium
• Drive Thru Confessional and Wedding Chapel - Spiritual
• Driving in California - Cars and Driving
• Driving Rules - Rules
• Driving With Directionals (How to Drive in Idaho) - Cars and Driving
• Drugs and Side Effects - Boozing
• Dumb and Dumber - Adult
• Dumb Sports Quotes - Outdoors
• Dumb Uses for Used Condoms - Adult
• Dust If You Must - Poetry



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• Early Retirement - Military
• Easter Story Cookies - Recipes
• Easy Baked Stuffed Chicken - Recipes
• Easy Quiz Questions - Quizzes
• Easy Tax Form -Government
• Earthquake Safety Tips - Think About It!
• Ebonic Lord's Prayer - Spiritual
• Ebonics Dictionary - Dictionaries
• EiEio - Computers
• Einstein - Think About It!
• Elderly Drivers - Cars and Driving
• Elementary School Days - School Days
• Elementary School Excuses - School Days
• Elementronics - Workplace
• Elephant Stew - Recipes
• Email Abbreviations - Email
• Email Rejection Letter - Applications and Forms
• Employee Evaluations - Workplace
• Engineering Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Engineers Explained - Various and Sundry
• English Education at its Finest - School Days
• English Lesson - Think About It!
• Entries from Bill Gates' Diary - Microsoft
• Equal Opportunity Empoyer - Workplace
• Etch-a-Sketch Tech Support - Computers
• Ethical Questions - Think About It!
• Ethnic Dating - Relationships
• EU Directive 456179 - Think About It!
• Euphemisms for Impotence - Adult
• EuroEnglish - Various and Sundry
• Eve's Side of the Story - Adult
• Ever Wonder? - Taliban
• Ever Wonder the Truth? - One Liners
• Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Corporate America - All I Need...
• Excerpts From A Dog's Diary
• Excerpts from an Employee Handbook - Workplace
• Excerpts from Letters to Landlords - Various and Sundry
• Excising Florida - Political
• Excuses for Eating - Diet and Exercise
• Excuses Given for Corporate Layoffs - Workplace
• Expensive 360's - Travel
• Explanation, Please! - Adult
• Explanations by Programmers When Things Don't Work - Computers
• Expressions for High Stress Days - One Liners



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• Facts About Americans - Regional
• Facts About Kids Born in 1980 and 1981 - Lists
• Facts About Men and Women - Relationships
• Facts About Texas - Regional
• Failing in Style - School Days
• Falcon Codes - Military
• Family Stress Test - Quizzes
• Famous Baked Beans - Various and Sundry
• Famous Dog Quotes - Canine Humor
• Famous Last Words - Lists
• Famous People's Next Job Interview - Workplace
• Famous Words - Think About It!
• Farmboys - Relationships
• Fatal Things to Say if Your Wife is Pregnant - Families
• Father's Lexicon - Families
• FBI's Top 12 Deaths of the Year - Cops and Robbers
• Feel Like A Woman - Travel
• Feel like I've... (Deja...) - One Liners
• Female Keywords and Their Meanings - Dictionaries
• Field Sobriety Test - Cops and Robbers
• Fighting Canaries Virus Alert - Computers
• Figure Skating - Outdoors
• File Description: The WindowsXP Source Code - Microsoft
• Final Exam Hymn - School Days
• Find Me Another Seat! - Travel
• First Date - Relationships
• Fishing Terms Explained - Outdoors
• Five Famous Commercials - Various and Sundry
• Florida Diary - Regional
• Florida Lottery - Political
• Flu Notes - Mothers
• Food For Thought - One Liners
• Football Christianity - Spiritual
• Football Fans - Outdoors
• For Safety's Sake - Think About It!
• For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously - One Liners
• Fore Better or Worse - Outdoors
• Foreign Phrases with a Twist - Dictionaries
• Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven - Think About It!
• Forrest Gump in Everyday Life - Lists
• Fortune Cookies You'll Never See - One Liners
• Fossils? - Think About It!
• Foul Language at Work Will Not Be Tolerated!!! - Workplace
• Fractured Christmas Carols - Seasonal
• Fractured Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Freckles - Growing Older
• Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Yugos - Cars and Driving
• Friendship - Inspirations
• Frivolous Lawsuits by Inmates - Cops and Robbers
• From the 1943 Guide to Hiring Women - Workplace
• From a Solid to a Gas... - School Days
• From The Mouths Of Babes... - Families
• Fruitcake Recipe - Recipes
• Fuck You - Think About It!
• Fun Things to do in Elevators - Stress Relievers
• Fun Things to do in Wal-Mart - Stress Relievers
• Fun Things to do When Driving - Cars and Driving
• Fun Things to Hide in Your Boss' Office - Workplace
• Fun with Beer Coasters - Boozing
• Fun with Unix - Computers
• Funny Police Quotes - Cops and Robbers
• Future News for the Election - Political



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• Game On - Taliban
• Games for Hospital Waiting Rooms - Stress Relievers
• Garden of Eden - Various and Sundry
• Gates: "Quake Just a Sample of Our Power" - Microsoft
• Gator Diet - Lawyers
• Gay Annual Self-Examination - Quizzes
• Gay Cartoons - Various and Sundry
• Geneology Quips - One Liners
• General Motors HelpLine - Various and Sundry
• George W. and Moses - Political
• George W. at the Pearly Gates - Political
• German Lesson #7 - Dictionaries
• German Motoring Terms - Dictionaries
• Get It Right - Travel
• Get Your Happy Fun Ball - Various and Sundry
• Gifts for the Computer Addict - Computers
• Gifts *Not* to Get Anyone for Christmas - Seasonal
• Gifts to Avoid this Holiday Season - Seasonal
• Gilligan's Island - Various and Sundry
• Gingko Viagra - Med Mirth
• Go to the Store - Computers
• God and IBM - Computers
• God and Moses Were Out Golfing - Outdoors
• God and Billboards - Spiritual
• God Won't Ask - Inspirations
• God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire - Spiritual
• Going Outside - Computers
• Golden Anniversary - Relationships
• Golf - The Four Letter Word Explained - Outdoors
• Golf Meditations - Outdoors
• Golf Reminders - Outdoors
• Good, Bad, and Ugly - Relationships
• Good Catch! - Boozing
• Good Democrats... - Political
• Good Girls, Bad Girls - Relationships
• Good Luck, George! - Political
• Good News and Bad News for a Pastor - Spiritual
• Good Paying American Jobs - Think About It!
• Goodbye Bubba's Jeans - Political
• Gore's Unreleased Concession Speech - Political
• Goreisms - Political
• Government Contracting Glossary - Dictionaries
• Government Office Rules - Government
• Government Viruses - Government
• Graduate Nurses versus Experienced Nurses - Med Mirth
• Gradua-ooops! - School Days
• Gramesis - School Days
• Great Business - Workplace
• Great Lines from Job Evaluations - Workplace
• Great Signs - Lists
• Great T-Shirt Slogans - One Liners
• Great Truths About Life that Adults Have Learned - One Liners
• Great Truths from Small Children - Families
• Great Ways to Annoy People at Work - Workplace
• Great, Scott!! - Various and Sundry
• Greater Los Angeles Area Driver's License Application - Applications and Forms
• Green Eggs and Hamlet - Poetry
• Green Side Up - Various and Sundry
• Greetings, Earthling! - Email
• Groaner Alert - Cops and Robbers
• Grounds for Divorce - Relationships
• Guaranteed Diet - Diet and Exercise
• Guess What They are Talking About - Outdoors
• Guide to Giving Gifts to Women - Seasonal
• Guide to Redneck Entertaining in Your Home - At Home
• GWB Appoints Hannibal Lecter Surgeon General - Political



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• Hacker Tarot Cards
• Haircut Standards - Military
• Halloween Things that Sound Dirty... But Aren't! - Seasonal
• Halt! You're Under Arrest! - Cops and Robbers
• Handy Exercises to Prepare You for Your Hospital Experience - Med Mirth
• Handy Guide to Deciphering Personals Ads - Dictionaries
• Hannukah Songs That Never Quite Caught On - Seasonal
• Happiness is a Psychiatric Disorder - Think About It!
• Happy 2000! - Millenium
• Happy Fourth of July - Seasonal
• Harleys - Relationships
• Harsh Things to Say to a Naked Man - Relationships
• Have You Cheated? - Relationships
• He Shall Overcome - Relationships
• He's Not That Sick... - Med Mirth
• He's So Mean That... - Lists
• Headlines - Think About It!
• Headlines From The Year 2050 - Lists
• Heaven, Hell, and Bill Gates - Microsoft
• Heaven and Hell - Various and Sundry
• Heavenly Blondes - Blondes
• Heavenly Email - Email
• Heavenly Entrance Exam - Spiritual
• Heavenly Vows - Spiritual
• Heel! - Canine Humor
• Heights of Email - Email
• Help Me With this Puzzle? - Blondes
• Helpful Camping Tips - Outdoors
• Helpful Hints for Life - Lists
• Helping Mr. Bill - Microsoft
• Henpecked Husbands - Relationships
• Hidden Meanings in Commercial Slogans - Lists
• Hidden Windows Commands - Computers
• High School Versus College - School Days
• High Tech Mother Goose - Computers
• High Tech Outlaws - Computers
• Hints for Choosing a Mate - Relationships
• Hints to Make Your Life Easier - Stress Relievers
• His and Hers Road Trip - Cars and Driving
• History According to Students - School Days
• Hmmmmm... - One Liners
• Hobosexuality - Relationships
• Holiday Changes - Political
• Holiday Shopping Rules - Seasonal
• Hollywood Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Home on the Web - Computers
• Homework Schedule - School Days
• Honor System Virus - Computers
• Hospital Memo - Med Mirth
• Hostage - Political
• Hot Amish Spring Break Activities - Families
• Hot Tub Etiquette For Women - Relationships
• House Rules for Cats - Feline Funny
• Housecleaning - Boozing
• How Applicants Speak -- and what they mean - Workplace
• How Are You? - Inspirations
• How Business Communication Works - Workplace
• How Did You Break Your Arm? - Outdoors
• How Do You... - Various and Sundry
• How I Used My New Box of Shells - Outdoors
• How Many Church Members Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? - Spiritual
• How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? - Canine Humor
• How Many Lawyers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? - Legal
• How Many Mail List Subscribers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? - Computers
• How Many of Your Sign Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? - Lists
• How Many Roads... - Poetry
• How Men And Dogs Are Alike - Relationships
• How Men Could Win - Relationships
• How NOT to Pass Your Driving Test - Cars and Driving
• How Old Are You, Really?? - Growing Older
• How Rich Are We? - Inspirations
• How the Faiths Fight a Fire - Spiritual
• How the Media Would Handle the End of the World - Lists
• How Things Change - Political
• How Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Were Located In Georgia - Microsoft
• How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom - Stress Relievers
• How to Annoy the IRS - Stress Relievers
• How To Ask A Man To Do Something - Relationships
• How To Attend a Meeting - Workplace
• How to Be a Good Democrat - Political
• How to be a Good Republican - Political
• How to be Annoying During the Air Force Stationary Bike Test - Military
• How to Be Handy Around the House - At Home
• How To Be Politically Correct When Talking About Men - Relationships
• How to be Politic'lly Correct - Poetry
• How to Build a Web Page in 25 Steps - Computers
• How to Care for Floppies - Computers
• How to Confuse People in the Computer Lab - Computers
• How To Cook a Turkey - Recipes
• How to Feed Your Cat Matzo - Feline Funny
• How to Fix a Dent - Blondes
• How to Get a Life - Computers
• How to Get Even With Someone - Stress Relievers
• How To Get Rid of Telemarketers - Stress Relievers
• How to Get the Most from Your IT Department - Computers
• How to Give a Cat a Pill - Feline Funny
• How to Identify Where a Driver is From - Cars and Driving
• How to Interpret Employment Ads - Workplace
• How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity - Stress Relievers
• How to Lie to the Bathroom Scale - Diet and Exercise
• How to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner - Seasonal
• How To Make Your Girlfriend Eternally Happy - Relationships
• How to Make $$$$ Fast - Various and Sundry
• How to Mess With the IRS - Government
• How to Photograph a Cat - Feline Funny
• How to Photograph a New Puppy - Canine Humor
• How to Prepare for a New Cat - Feline Funny
• How to Recognize the Year of College Students - School Days
• How To Recondition Your Body For a Toxic Diet - Diet and Exercise
• How to Rob a Bank - Cops and Robbers
• How to Say "I Love You" In Different Languages - Dictionaries
• How to Sing the Blues - Various and Sundry
• How To Stay Young
• How To Survive With Women - Relationships
• How to Tell if Technology Has Taken Over Your Life - Computers
• How to Tell if Your Friend or Neighbor is a Werewolf - Lists
• How to Tell it will be a Rotten Day - Lists
• How to Tell the Weather - Canine Humor
• How to Tell You Need a New Secretary - Workplace
• How to Tell You're an Email Junkie - Email
• How to Write a Paper - School Days
• How to Write Good - Think About It!
• How You Undress Reveals Your Personality - Think About It!
• Human Geography - Relationships
• Humble Pie - Poetry
• Hungry Baby? - Med Mirth
• Hunting Elephants - Workplace
• Hurricane Survival Quiz - Quizzes
• Hurricanes - Various and Sundry
• Hymns of the Lukewarm Church - Spiritual



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• I am in Desperate Need Of... - Computers
• I Am Thankful - Seasonal
• I Am Thankful For... - Inspirations
• I Didn't Do It! - Mothers
• I Don't Wanna - Computers
• I Have Mail - Computers
• I Love America - Poetry
• I Love Her, But... - Relationships
• I Love My Job! - Poetry
• I Need a Quick Divorce! - Relationships
• I Need Big Boobs Because... - Adult
• I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick! - Spiritual
• I Want My FTP - Computers
• I Want to Resign as an Adult! - Various and Sundry
• I Was Petrified - Poetry
• I Watched An Ant... - Boozing
• I Wish For You... - Inspirations
• I'd Love to But... - Lists
• I'm a Bitch, Are You? - Inspirations
• I'm Flying to New York - Travel
• I'm Glad I'm A Man - Relationships
• I'm Glad I'm a Woman - Relationships
• I'm Having a Problem... - Various and Sundry
• I'm Not Old... Just Mature - Poetry
• I'm Not Saying She's Easy, But... - Relationships
• I'm Sure You Wanted to Know That... - Think About It!
• Ice Fishing - Blondes
• Idle Boaster - Workplace
• Idiot's Guide to Windows 2000 - Computers
• If... - One Liners
• If A Child... - Inspirations
• If Biblical Headlines Were Written Today - Spiritual
• If Bill Gates Wrote a Book on Wicca - Microsoft
• If College Students Wrote the Holy Bible... - Spiritual
• If Dear Abby Was A Man - Relationships
• If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation - Various and Sundry
• If I Knew... - Inspirations
• If It Makes You Sick... - Travel
• If Jesus Were A Redneck... - Redneck
• If Major Corporations Ran Christmas - Seasonal
• If Men Ruled The World - Relationships
• If Microsoft was Jewish... - Microsoft
• If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer... - Computers
• If Operating Systems Were Women... - Relationships
• If Restaurants Were Like Microsoft... - Microsoft
• If The IRS Was Run Like Microsoft - Microsoft
• If the Olympics Were Held at Disneyland... - Outdoors
• If They Had Had Computers in 1776... - Computers
• If Tomorrow Starts Without Me - Inspirations
• If Wal-Mart Ran Christmas - Seasonal
• If Women Ruled the World - Relationships
• If You Love Somebody... - Relationships
• Important Warning! - Various and Sundry
• Important Warnings - Lists
• Important Wedding Information - Relationships
• In a Biology Class - School Days
• In Praise of Older Women - Relationships
• In The Beginning - Computers
• In the Beginning was the Plan... - Workplace
• Independence Revocation - Political
• Independent Political Parties That Didn't Make It - Political
• Indian Wisdom - Workplace
• Indications Canada May be in Bad Shape - Lists
• Infidelity - Spiritual
• Information, Please - Various and Sundry
• In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost - Inspirational
• In My Day - Think About It!
• In The Beginning - Spiritual
• Indoctrination for Return to the US - Military
• Inserting a Floppy - Computers
• Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary - Relationships
• Installation Disk Blues - Computers
• Installation Setup - Computers
• Installing Love - Inspirations
• Insurance Companys - Various and Sundry
• Intel A'gents - Computers
• Intellectually Challenged People on the Loose - Think About It!
• Interesting Factoids - Think About It!
• Interesting Facts - Think About It!
• Internet Technical Support - Computers
• Interpreting Software Revisions - Computers
• Introducing Solitare XP! - Microsoft
• Introducing..The Invisible Fence Bra - Relationships
• Introducing the Microsoft Chair - Microsoft
• Irish Troublemakers - Think About It!
• Irritations of Life - Lists
• Is it Going to be Cold? - Various and Sundry
• Is It Serious? - Med Mirth
• Is Windows a Virus? - Computers
• ISU Researchers Discover New Element - Workplace
• It Has To Be California! - Regional
• It Hurts All Over - Blondes
• It Really Happened - Think About It!
• It Was So Cold... - Lists
• It was the Palestinians... - Think About It!
• It's Better to Shop Online When... - Computers



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• Janet Reno's Pet Peeves - Political
• Jesus is Watching You - Canine Humor
• Jesus Saves - Spiritual
• Jewish Country Western Songs - Lists
• Jewish Fathers - Spiritual
• Jewish Survivor - Various and Sundry
• Jocks Versus Nerds - Lists
• Join the Spice Girls - Applications and Forms
• Judi's New Job - Various and Sundry
• Just a Simple Question - Think About It!
• Just Cool Your Heels! - Cops and Robbers



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• Kansas Tourism Council Bulletin - Regional
• Ken's Letter to Santa - Seasonal
• Kids on Love - Families
• Killer Chili - Odds & Ends
• Killer Kangaroos? - Military
• Kinds of Poopies - Lists
• Kitty Litter Cake - Recipes



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• Labor Charges! - Workplace
• Late for School - School Days
• Laws of Unreliability - Rules
• Laws of Work - Rules
• Layoff Greeting Cards - Workplace
• Learn From Your Teenager - Families
• Lease a Nuclear Device - Think About It!
• Leave It To Microsoft - Microsoft
• Legal Loan - Government
• Legislative Oops of the Tongue - Government
• Leroy The Gold-Toothed Reindeer - Poetry
• Let Me Win the Lotto! - Blondes
• Let's Have Male & Female Nouns - Think About It!
• Letters to Dear Abby - Various and Sundry
• License Plates - One Liners
• License Plates II - One Liners
• Lies - Various and Sundry
• Life - Inspirations
• Life as an American... - Think About It!
• Life Choices - Inspirations
• Life's Lessons - Think About It!
• Listen to Mother! - Feline Funny
• Little Billy Evans - Various and Sundry
• Little Known Feline Ailments - Feline Funny
• Little-Known Handicaps - Various and Sundry
• Long-Term Effects of Listening to Country Western Music - Lists
• Look Up Before You Sit Down - Families
• Looking for a Cure for Cancer - Med Mirth
• Losing My Connection - Computers
• Lost Dr. Seuss Books - Lists
• Louise - Seasonal
• Love Bites My Ass - Seasonal
• Love Terms - Dictionaries
• Lovey Howell Diary Sold At Christie's Auction - Various and Sundry
• Lucille - Various and Sundry



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• Made in America? - Think About It!
• Make Penis Fast! - Adult
• Male Date Rape Drug - Boozing
• Man, I'm Glad I'm a Man, Man - Relationships
• Man is Like an Automobile... - Relationships
• Management And Writing Style - Workplace
• Management Styles - Workplace
• Manufacturer's Notice - Spiritual
• Manure of the Cows - Think About It!
• Marketing Slogans for Viagra - Med Mirth
• Markin' Around the Christmas Tree - Canine Humor
• Marooned - Relationships
• Marriage Definitions - Dictionaries
• Martha Haikus - Martha Stewart
• Martha Stewart Living Fall Lifestyle Tips - Martha Stewart
• Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Dog If... - Canine Humor
• Martha Stewart's Christmas Letter to Erma Bombeck - Seasonal
• Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks - Redneck
• Martha's December Calendar - Martha Stewart
• Martha's New Years' Resolutions - Martha Stewart
• Martha's To-Do List - Martha Stewart
• Martha's Way Versus My Way - Martha Stewart
• Math Homework - School Days
• Math Quiz for the Emergency Department Staff - Med Mirth
• Maxine's Top Ten Tips to Entertaining - At Home
• May I Have a Drive Expander? - Computers
• McDonnell-Douglas Satisfaction Survey - Applications and Forms
• Meal Standards for the Armed Forces - Military
• Meals on Wheels - Feline Funny
• Measuring the Cold - Regional
• Medical Breakthrough - Med Mirth
• Medical Dictionary - Dictionaries - Dictionaries
• Medical Truths - Med Mirth
• Memo from the Accounting Department - Workplace
• Memo from the Cave - Taliban
• Men and Women Compared - Relationships
• Men Versus Women, Round 2 - Relationships
• Men... Test your Guyness - Quizzes
• Mental Illness of the Month Club - Med Mirth
• Mercedes Benz Driving Test - Cars and Driving
• Mergers - Lists
• Mexican Bungee Jumping - Outdoors
• Microsoft Bathroom Humor - Microsoft
• Microsoft Buys 1998 - Microsoft
• Microsoft Copyrights Binary - Microsoft
• Microsoft Detonates A Bomb - Microsoft
• Microsoft Dinner Insert - Microsoft
• Microsoft Error Messages - Microsoft
• Microsoft Has More New Ideas - Microsoft
• Microsoft to Buy God - Microsoft
• Microsoft Versus Psychic Friends - Microsoft
• Microsoft's TV Ad - Microsoft
• Microsoft's Upgrades - Microsoft
• Midlife for Women - Relationships
• Mild Chili - Various and Sundry
• Millenium Bugs - Millenium
• Millenium Pie - Poetry
• Millennium Year Application Software System - Millenium
• Mind Games Dogs Play with Humans - Canine Humor
• Mind Tricks - Quizzes
• Mistaken Identity - Boozing
• Modern Laws - Rules
• Modern Lies - Lists
• Modern Philosophies - One Liners
• Mom's Christmas Letter - Seasonal
• Mom's Dictionary - Dictionaries
• Mom's Laundry Rules - Rules
• Mom's Survival Tips - Mothers
• Momentary Reminder - Inspirations
• Moms and Understanding Computers - Computers
• Money - Poetry
• Monica's Wish - Political
• Moods... - Relationships
• More Alcohol Warning Labels - Boozing
• More Brain Teasers - Quizzes
• More Bumper Stickers - One Liners
• More Church Bulletin Typos - Spiritual
• More Drugs in Development - Med Mirth
• More Email Abbreviations - Email
• More Great T-Shirt Slogans - One Liners
• More Modern Barbies - Various and Sundry
• More New Words - Dictionaries
• More of What My Mother Taught Me - Mothers
• More One-Liners - One Liners
• More Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Work - Workplace
• Mortgage Phone Call - Political
• Mother Says - Mothers
• Mouseballs as FRUs - Computers
• Mud! - Various and Sundry
• Murphy's Laws - Rules
• Murphy's Laws for Parents - Rules
• Murphy's Laws of Computing
• Murphy's Laws of Sex - Adult
• Murphy's Laws of Teaching - Rules
• Murphy's Technology Laws
• Musical Terms Misunderstood by Country-Western Musicians - Redneck
• My Appetite is My Shepherd - Diet and Exercise
• My Computer Crash - AOL
• My Dad Always Says... - Families
• My Favorite Things - The Bill Clinton Version - Political
• My First Time - Poetry
• My Forgetter - Poetry
• My Friend - Poetry
• My Mother Taught Me... - Mothers
• My Name is Crusty Girdletush - Email
• My Wife - Poetry
• My Wife is Expecting - Military



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• Name That Carol - Seasonal
• Name That Carol, Part 2 - Seasonal
• Name Two of Santa's Reindeer - Blondes
• Nasty New Computer Viruses - Computers
• National Friendship Week - Inspirations
• Native Wisdom - Workplace
• Netscape Rawhide Song - Computers
• Never Up - Outdoors
• New Age Lullabye - Poetry
• New AOL Messages - AOL
• New Barbies on the Market - Various and Sundry
• New Blue Cheer - At Home
• New Cigarette Ads - Various and Sundry
• New Corporate Mergers in the Making - Workplace
• New Dog Breeds Recognized by the AKC - Canine Humor
• New Employee Manual - Rules
• New Evidence Shows Clinton Pardoned Hitler, Satan, Self - Political
• New Fall TV Season - Various and Sundry
• New from CBS - Various and Sundry
• New Gadgets Used by James Bond - Various and Sundry
• New Heights - Adult
• New Jersey's TrafficLand - Cars and Driving
• New Kentucky Proposal - Government
• New Keyboard from Microsoft - Microsoft
• New Messages for Windows 2007 - Microsoft
• New Microsoft Theme Song - Microsoft
• New NASCAR Rules - Outdoors
• New Phobias - One Liners
• (New) Rules to Live By - Rules
• New Security Measures for Los Alamos - Think About It!
• New Slogans for Fast Food Restaurants - Lists
• New Technology - Think About It!
• New Terminology - Dictionaries
• New Terms for the 90s - Dictionaries
• New TV Programs - Various and Sundry
• New Work Policy - Workplace
• New Year's Resolutions - Lists
• New Year's Resolutions for Dogs - Canine Humor
• News From College - Applications and Forms
• News of the Future - Political
• Newspaper Headlines in 2035 - Think About It!
• Night Monster - Families
• Night Shift Thefts- Cops and Robbers
• Nine Things that P#ss Me Off by Adam Sandler - Adult
• No Brakes! - Think About It!
• No Excuse Sunday - Spiritual
• No Excuses - School Days
• No Vacancy - Various and Sundry
• No Wonder I'm Tired - Workplace
• Noah's Ark 2001 - Think About It!
• Not So Deep Thoughts - One Liners
• Not So Exact Quotations - Think About It!
• Notice! - Workplace
• Notice to All Employees - Seasonal
• Now That We Have Your Attention - Various and Sundry
• Now, That's Cold! - Various and Sundry



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• Oaths of Enlistment - Military
• Object Oriented Bohemian Rhapsody - Poetry
• Observations on Life - Think About It!
• Obtainable Affirmations - Various and Sundry
• Occupational Descriptions - Workplace
• Occupational Hazards - Various and Sundry
• Odd Facts - Think About It!
• Ode to a Furball - Feline Funny
• Ode to Finals Week - Poetry
• Ode to Horny AOL Men - AOL
• Ode to Spam - Poetry
• Ode to Texas - Poetry
• Ode to the Little Brown Shack - Poetry
• Of Love and Friends - Inspirations
• Off By One - Think About It!
• Offensive Wedding Behavior
• Office Conduct During the Christmas Season - Workplace
• Office Sayings that Sound Dirty, but Aren't - Workplace
• Oh, My God! - Travel
• Oil Changing Instructions - Cars and Driving
• Old Enough to Remember? - Growing Older
• Olympic Riddle - Outdoors
• On Aging - Growing Older
• On Chocolate - Think About It!
• On Death Row - Cops and Robbers
• On Men - Relationships
• On Mothers-In-Law - Families
• One Day in Heaven... - Millenium
• One Last Wish - Spiritual
• One Night in a Bar - Boozing
• Online Lies - Computers
• Only in America... - Think About It!
• Oooops! - Relationships
• Ooops! - Various and Sundry
• Opening a New Checking Account - Think About It!
• Operating Systems for Brains - Computers
• Oreos - Various and Sundry
• Osama Bin Laden to Stand Trial for Kicking a Dog - Taliban
• Osama Bin Laden, Your Time is Short! - Taliban
• Other Marthas Who Have Been In Trouble - Martha Stewart
• Our Crazy Language - Think About It!
• Outdoor Barbequeing - Relationships
• Overachieving - Workplace
• Overheard at Medieval Medical School - Med Mirth
• Overheard at the Las Vegas Computer Convention - Computers
• Overheard at NFL Training Camps - Outdoors
• Overheard At The Sydney Olympics... - Outdoors
• Overheard in 2999... - Lists
• Owner's Guide for Cats - Feline Funny
• Oxymorons - One Liners



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• Painting Stripes - Blondes
• Painting the Convent - Adult
• Palm Beachers - Regional
• Pardon? - Relationships
• Parental Observations - Families
• Parrot Talk - Spiritual
• Party Games for Old Folks - Growing Older
• Pass on the Forbidden Fruit - Spiritual
• Password Security Guidelines - Computers
• Pastor Search Committee Report - Spiritual
• Peace Talks Between George and Osama - Taliban
• Performance Appraisal Terms and Their Real Meanings - Workplace
• Performance Appraisals
• Personality Quiz - Quizzes
• Personality Test - Quizzes
• Perspectives - Military
• Perspectives - Think About It!
• Petishun - Blondes
• Pets at Home - Various and Sundry
• Phrases Men Wish Their Women Would Say - Relationships
• Phrases You Can Use in a Myriad of Business Situations - One Liners
• Pilot's Choice - Travel
• Pizza Anyone? - Government
• Places for Catnaps, Rated - Feline Funny
• Political Correctness For Kids - Families
• Politically Correct Expressions - Dictionaries
• Politically Correct Rudolph - Seasonal
• Politically Correct School - School Days
• Politically Correct Terms for Cat Owners - Feline Funny
• Poor Clement Moore - Poetry
• Poor Herman!
• Poor Jake - Various and Sundry
• Possible Metric Conversions - Lists
• Praise the Lord! - Spiritual
• Pranks to Play in Space - Stress Relievers
• Precepts of the Manly Man - Relationships
• Pregnancy - Families
• Pressing F1 for Help - Computers
• Prison Pick-Up Lines - Cops and Robbers
• Prison vs Work - Workplace
• Procrastinator's Creed - Various and Sundry
• Product Warnings - Lists
• Project Managers - Workplace
• Proposed Cabinet - Political
• Proposed Country Song Titles - Redneck
• Psalm 23 for Programmers - Computers
• Pure Female Bashing - Relationships
• Pure Male Bashing - Relationships



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• Quotes from the 1950's - Lists



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• Rap Enhanced - Think About It!
• Rating Hangovers - Boozing
• Read Each Line Aloud - Various and Sundry
• Real Ads - Various and Sundry
• Real Computer Scientists.... - Computers
• Real Questions About Australia - Think About It!
• Real Questions Asked of Librarians - Think About It!
• Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me - Families
• Reasons a Vibrator is Better than a Man - Adult
• Reasons for Being French - Regional
• Reasons Hanukkah is Better than Christmas - Seasonal
• Reasons Jerry Falwell Thinks Your Favorite TV Character is Gay - Various and Sundry
• Reasons Not to Work - Workplace
• Reasons to Go To Work Naked - Workplace
• Reasons to Play Golf - Outdoors
• Reasons Why English is So Hard to Learn - Think About It!
• Reasons Why Guitars are Better Than Women - Relationships
• Reasons Why Handguns are Better than Women - Men vs Women
• Reasons Why the Titanic was a Bad Choice for a Honeymoon - Lists
• Reasons Why Women are Better than Guitars - Relationships
• Recent Personal Ads - Relationships
• Redneck Computing - Regional
• Regulations for Hunting Attorneys - Legal
• Rejected Abstinence Signs - Adult
• Rejected Game Show Titles - Lists
• Rejected Hallmark Greetings - Poetry
• Rejected Matzoh Flavors - Lists
• Rejected Motel 6 Slogans - Lists
• Rejected Names for Beanie Babies - Lists
• Rejected State Mottos - Lists
• Rejected Summer Olympic Events - Outdoors
• Rejection Lines Given By Women and What They Mean - Relationships
• Relationship Contract - Relationships
• Religious Tech Support - Spiritual
• Remember When? - Computers
• Renaming California's Heritage - Think About It!
• Replying To An Invitation To A Scientists' Ball - Various and Sundry
• Report Card Comments Teachers Would Love to Use - School Days
• Reprieve - Canine Humor
• Republican Euphemisms for Impeaching the President - Political
• Republicans and Democrats - Political
• Resourceful Computer Users - Computers
• Restroom Use Policy - Workplace
• Resume Bloopers - Workplace
• Resume Errors - Workplace
• Resume of a Loser - Workplace
• Revelations in Barbara Walters' Interview with Monica - Political
• Revocation of Your Independence - Political
• Rick's Laws of Crowded Department Stores - Rules
• Ride 'Em, Cowgirl - Blondes
• Rindercilla: A Tairy Fale - Various and Sundry
• Rita Rudner's Facts About Men - Relationships
• Roberts' Rules of Computer Order - Rules
• Rolling Blackout Theme Song - Poetry
• Room for More - School Days
• Rough Landing - Military
• Rules for Computer Technical Support - Computers
• Rules for Dining Out - Rules
• Rules for Driving in Big Cities - Rules
• Rules for Frequent Flyers - Rules
• Rules for Jewish Living - Rules
• Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie - Rules
• Rules Kids Won't Learn At School - Rules
• Rules of Work - Rules
• Rules that Guys Wish Women Knew - Rules
• Rules to Date My Daughter - Relationships
• Rules to Help Men Understand Women - Rules



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• Santa Pickup Lines
• Santa's Replacement - Seasonal
• Saving Money - Workplace
• Say What? - Various and Sundry
• Sayings of Biblical Mothers - Spiritual
• Science Quotes From Kids - School Days
• Self-Evident Truths About Pets - Various and Sundry
• Sentences that Actually Appeared in Church Bulletins - Spiritual
• Serenity - Poetry
• Seven Ages of the Married Cold - Relationships
• Seven Software Companies Added to "Watch List" - Computers
• She's So Blonde..... - Blondes
• She is So Ugly ... - Regional
• Shift Keys FAQ - Computers
• Short of a Full Deck - Lists
• Sick Leave Policy - Workplace
• Signs - One Liners
• Signs Bill Gates is Having a Mid-life Crisis - Microsoft
• Signs Found in Kitchens - At Home
• Signs He Wants to Get Laid - Adult
• Signs of a Frustrated Mother - Mothers
• Signs of Job Burnout - Workplace
• Signs on Church Property - Spiritual
• Signs She Is Bored Having Sex With You - Relationships
• Signs Someone Is Using Your Email Account - Email
• Signs That Ronald McDonald is Growing Up - Lists
• Signs That Your Child Might Be a Witch - Spiritual
• Signs the 80s Were Cooler than the 90s - Lists
• Signs the Ice Cream Truck Driver is Crazy - Lists
• Signs the Millenium Hype Has Gone Too Far - Millenium
• Signs You Are at a Bad Figure Skating Competition - Lists
• Signs You are at an AOL Theme Park - AOL
• Signs You Are Being Stalked by Martha Stewart = Martha Stewart
• Signs You are Dating a Consultant - Relationships
• Signs You Are Not Ready For Summer - Lists
• Signs You are on a Bad Date - Relationships
• Signs You Are Webbed Out - Computers
• Signs You Chose the Wrong Airline - Travel
• Signs You Did Not Win an MTV Video Award - Lists
• Signs You Had A Bad First Date - Relationships
• Signs You Have Been in Dublin Too Long - Regional
• Signs You Have Been in Edinburgh Too Long - Regional
• Signs You Have Been in Glasgow Too Long - Regional
• Signs You Have Been in Leeds too Long - Regional
• Signs You Have Been in Liverpool Too Long - Regional
• Signs You Have Been in London Too Long - Regional
• Signs You Have Been in Manchester Too Long - Regional
• Signs You Have Been in Paris Too Long - Regional
• Signs You Have Hired the Wrong Marriage Counselor - Relationships
• Signs You Have Invested in a Bad Internet Company - Lists
• Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work - Workplace
• Signs You Hired the Wrong Contractor - Lists
• Signs You May Be Suffering From Depression - Med Mirth
• Signs You Might Be Experiencing Menopause - Relationships
• Signs You Need a New Doctor - Med Mirth
• Signs You Need a New Lawyer - Legal
• Signs You Should Break Up - Relationships
• Signs You're at a Bad Baptism - Lists
• Signs You're at a Bad National Park - Outdoors
• Signs You're Going To Have A Dysfunctional, White-Trash Family Thanksgiving - Regional
• Signs You're Not Cut Out to Be in Customer Service - Workplace
• Signs You're Watching a Low-Budget Movie - Lists
• Signs You've Bought a Cheap Car - Cars and Driving
• Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble - Lists
• Signs Your Car Needs Cleaning - Cars and Driving
• Signs Your Cat Has a Personality Disorder - Feline Funny
• Signs Your Cat has Learned Your Internet Password - Feline Funny
• Signs Your Cat is Getting Old - Feline Funny
• Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination - Feline Funny
• Signs Your Coworker is About to go Postal - Workplace
• Signs Your Divorce Isn't Going Well - Relationships
• Signs Your Ex is Dating a Convict - Relationships
• Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active - Adult
• Signs Your Job is Minimum Wage - Workplace
• Signs Your Mate is Cheating on You - Relationships
• Signs Your Starship Captain may be a Cajun - Regional
• Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Underqualified - Political
• Signs Your Psychic is a Phony - Lists
• Signs Your Roommate May Be Stuck in the 80's - Lists
• Silly Warning Labels - Lists
• Simple People - Various and Sundry
• Slogans that Never Quite Caught On - Lists
• Smileys - Computers
• So You Want A Guy... - Relationships
• Some Daffy Product Instructions - Think About It!
• Some Handy Tips - Think About It!
• Some of My Favorite Phrases - One Liners
• Some Oregonian Facts - Regional
• Some Twisted Sayings - One Liners
• Special Afghanistan Cruise - Political
• Special High Intensity Training - Workplace
• Special News Release from Ford Motor Company - Various and Sundry
• Spinoffs on the I Love You Virus - Computers
• Spot - Relationships
• SRH - Relationships
• Staff Descriptions - Workplace
• State of the Blame - Various and Sundry
• Still More Bumper Stickers - One Liners
• Stressed? - Workplace
• Stupid Questions Asked at Our National Parks - Outdoors
• Stupid Work Assignments - Workplace
• Such a Dilemma! - Med Mirth
• Summer Shoe Pledge - Seasonal
• Surprizes on the Bob Dylan/Paul Simon Summer Tour - Lists
• Survivor, Texas Style - Redneck
• Swedish Cooking - Various and Sundry



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• T-Shirts For Women Who Take No Crap - One Liners
• Taliban Trap - Taliban
• Talking to God - Spiritual
• Target Practice - Legal
• Technical Support Request Form - Applications and Forms
• Teenagers and Cats - Feline Funny
• Ten Civil Servants - Poetry
• Ten Commandments for the Gentleman Cat - Feline Funny
• Ten Commandments of a Teenager - Families
• Ten Reasons Men Should Join The Church Choir - Spiritual
• Ten Rules of Housekeeping - Rules
• Texans in Heaven - Redneck
• Tex-Mexistentialism - Think About It!
• That Humble Toaster... - Various and Sundry
• That'll Teach Her! - Think About It!
• The 5 Stages of Male Drunkeness - Boozing
• The 12 Bugs of Christmas - Computers
• The 100GB Bug - Millenium
• The AARP Song - Poetry
• The ABC's of Drinking - Boozing
• The ABC's of UNIX - Computers
• The Advantages of Being a Temp - Workplace
• The Ages of Women - Relationships
• The All Purpose Excuse Form - Applications and Forms
• The American Dollar Bill - Think About It!
• The Annual Internet Clean-up Campaign - Computers
• The Answering Machine at School - School Days
• The AOL Car - AOL
• The AOL Oath - AOL
• The Asshole Bill of Rights - Think About It!
• The Auto Attendant - Various and Sundry
• The Bachelor Commandments - Relationships
• The Bachelor Diet - Diet and Exercise
• The Badtimes Virus - Computers
• The Ballad of the Bobbit Hillbillies - Poetry
• The Bar Bet - Government
• The Bar Joke System - Boozing
• The Beast - Lists
• The Beer Drinker's Lament - Boozing
• The Beer Drinker's Night Before Christmas - Seasonal
• The Benefits of Growing Older - Growing Older
• The Best of Carnac - Various and Sundry
• The Best Reasons for Not Coming to Work - Workplace
• The Best Rum Cake Ever - Recipes
• The Bible According to Kids - Spiritual
• The Bible in 50 Words or Less - Spiritual
• The Big Rocks - Inspirations
• The Biggest Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle - Workplace
• The Biggest Lies - Lists
• The Bill Gates Song - Microsoft
• The Bill of No Rights - Think About It!
• The Blond Passenger - Blondes
• The Blond's Horses - Blondes
• The Blonde and the Microwave - Blondes
• The Blonde Detectives - Blondes
• The Blonde Education Department - Blondes
• The Blonde in the Blizzard - Blondes
• The Blue Jerk of the Highway - Cops and Robbers
• The Bogus Stella Awards - Lawyers
• The Boss' Itinerary - Travel
• The Bright Student - School Days
• The British Way to Give a Cat a Pill - Feline Funny
• The Budweiser Incident - Taliban
• The Buffalo Theory - Boozing
• The Can of Paint - Adult
• The Case of the Creeping Cat - Feline Funny
• The Cat Bill of Rights - Feline Funny
• The Cat Scan - Feline Funny
• The Cat Toothbrushing Kit - Feline Funny
• The Catholic Glossary - Spiritual
• The Chastity Belt - Relationships
• The Chocolate Bar Test - Email
• The Christian Pet - Spiritual
• The Class of 2005 - Think About It!
• The Clinton Chain Letter - Political
• The Code - Mature
• The Code of the West - Redneck
• The Coded Message - Taliban
• The Computer Classroom Prank - Computers
• The Computer Hillbillies - Computers
• The Computerized Toaster - Computers
• The Cowboy's Guide to Life - Redneck
• The CPA - Workplace
• The Creation of Dogs - Canine Humor
• The Creation Story - As Told by the Cat - Feline Funny
• The Criminal Hall of Shame - Cops and Robbers
• The Curve of Life - Growing Older
• The Cynic's Guide to Life - Regional
• The Dangers of a Hot Bath - Med Mirth
• The Day the Service Died - AOL
• The Deaf Genie - Adult
• The Death of Common Sense - Think About It!
• The Death of the Energizer Bunny - Various and Sundry
• The Dichotomy of Jewish Mothers - Seasonal
• The Difference In Football Between the North and South - Outdoors
• The Dime-a-Minute Rate - Workplace
• The Downsides to Buying Sperm Over the Internet - Relationships
• The Dr. Seuss Purity Test - Relationships
• The Dyslexic Cop - Cops and Robbers
• The Eagle and the Mouse - Various and Sundry
• The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Husband - Relationships
• The Electronic Parish - Spiritual
• The Email Blessing - Email
• The Email Wonderland - Poetry
• The End of the Raven - Poetry
• The End of the World - Spiritual
• The Evolution of Mom - Mothers
• The Exterminator - Various and Sundry
• The Facts of Life - Inspirations
• The Farmer's Daughter - Relationships
• The Female Stages of Life - Relationships
• The Final Exam - Blondes
• The Firebell System - Adult
• The First Christmas Letter - Seasonal
• The First Draft of George W's Inauguration Speech - Political
• The First Kilt - Various and Sundry
• The Fishing Babysitter - Families
• The Five Toughest Questions - Relationships
• The Flamer's Bible - Computers
• The Flamer's Form Letter - Applications and Forms
• The Forgotten Ten Other Commandments - Inspirations
• The Forwarders 12 Step Program - Email
• The Four Types of Chain Letters - Various and Sundry
• The Geek Test - Computers
• The Genius Test - Quizzes
• The Giant List of Answering Machine Greetings - Lists
• The Gift of Exercise - Diet and Exercise
• The Girlfriend Catalog - Relationships
• The Great Fart Chart - Lists
• The Great Twinkie Experiment - Various and Sundry
• The Grinch Test - Seasonal
• The Guy Dictionary - Dictionaries
• The Hardware Store - Regional
• The History of "The Finger" - Various and Sundry
• The Homeowner's Guide to Basic Tools - At Home
• The Hyde Family Tree - Various and Sundry
• The Importance of Correct Punctuation - Think About It!
• The Inkblot Test - Various and Sundry
• The Internet is Like a Penis - Computers
• The Interview Rejection Form - Applications and Forms
• The Joy of Having a Dick - Adult
• The Kilted Scotsman - Various and Sundry
• The Key to Bra Sizes - Relationships
• The Layoff Dilemma - Workplace
• The Lego Admission Test - School Days
• The Lesson of Life - Think About It!
• The Lighter Side of Marriage - Relationships
• The Lost Chapter of Genesis - Spiritual
• The Magic Wishing Well - Various and Sundry
• The Male Stages of Life - Relationships
• The Merger of AOL and Time Warner - AOL
• The Microsoft Approach on the Firing Range - Microsoft
• The Mindset List for the Class of 2002 - Think About It!
• The Mindset List for the Class of 2003 - Think About It!
• The Mindset List for the Class of 2004 - Think About It!
• The Mindset List for the Class of 2005 - Think About It!
• The Mindset List for the Class of 2006 - Think About It!
• The Mindset List for the Class of 2007 - Think About It!
• The Mindset List for the Class of 2008 - Think About It!
• The Mindset List for the Class of 2009 - Think About It!
• The Miracle Cat Diet - Diet and Exercise
• The Miracle Shot - Outdoors
• The Missing Letter - Workplace
• The Movie Rating System Explained - Various and Sundry
• The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form - Applications and Forms
• The Ms. Right Rejection Letter Form - Applications and Forms
• The New AOL Offer - AOL
• The New Barney Song - Poetry
• The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life! - Relationships
• The Nine Types of Users - Computers
• The "Not Raising Hogs" Business - Government
• The Nudist Colony - Adult
• The Number 11 - Taliban
• The Odometer - Blondes
• The Old Maids - Adult
• The Older Alphabet - Poetry
• The Online Poem - Poetry
• The Origin of Commissioned Officer Insignias - Military
• The Origin of the 12 Days of Christmas - Seasonal
• The Page - Various and Sundry
• The Password - Computers
• The Perfect Day - Relationships
• The Perfect Man - Poetry
• The Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas - Seasonal
• The Power of Persuasion - Spiritual
• The Race - Blondes
• The Rainbow Bridge - Inspirational
• The Ranchers - Blondes
• The Real First Page of the Bible - Spiritual
• The Real Meaning Behind Those Personal Ad Abbreviations - Relationships
• The Redneck Patch - Boozing
• The Relationship with Your Significant Other Is Over When ... - Relationships
• The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen - Poetry
• The Reverend's Wife Tells About Her Day - Spiritual
• The Revised Miranda Rights - Cops and Robbers
• The Right And Wrong Way to Ask A Man - Relationships
• The Risks of Buying a Supermodel's Egg - Lists
• The Rules of Chocolate - Rules
• The Rules of Combat - Military
• The Second Chance - Spiritual
• The Secret to Making a Marriage Last - Relationships
• The Sky is Falling! - School Days
• The Start-Up Screen - Computers
• The Technical Support Diary - Computers
• The Ten Articles of Duct Tape - Lists
• The Ten Commandments of DOS - Computers
• The Ten Commandments of Email - Email
• The Ten Commandments of Love - Relationships
• The Term Paper Bank - School Days
• The Tomato Millionaire - Think About It!
• The Top 10 Changes to Cable Television... - AOL
• The Top Ten Reasons to be German - Regional
• The Top Ten Signs your Co-Worker is a Computer Hacker - Computers
• The Top Ten Things Men Know and Understand About Women
• The Tough Day - Boozing
• The TRUE Stella Awards -- 2002 Winners - Lawyers
• The TRUE Stella Awards -- 2003 Winners - Lawyers
• The TRUE Stella Awards -- 2004 Winners - Lawyers
• The TRUE Stella Awards -- 2005 Winners - Lawyers
• The Truth About Cats - Feline Funny
• The Truth About Investment - Lists
• The "Two Cow Explanation" Of What Makes... - Think About It!
• The Universe According To Dilbert - Workplace
• The Unwritten Rules of Technical Support - Computers
• The Wallpaper - Mothers
• The Washington Hillbillies - Political
• The Witchdoctor's Cure - Adult
• The World as 100 People - Think About It!
• The Worst Convenience Foods - Think About It!
• The Worst Country-Western Song Titles - Redneck
• The Worst Excuses for Being Late to Work - Workplace
• The Worst Opening Lines in Books - Various and Sundry
• The Y1K Bug - Millenium
• Theme Songs for Biblical Characters - Spiritual
• Things a Mother Would Never Say - Mothers
• Things Bill Clinton Would Say if He Was in Star Wars - Political
• Things Homeschooled Kids Don't Want To Hear - School Days
• Things Homeschooling Moms Don't Want To Hear - School Days
• Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Went Out In The Real World - Think About It!
• Things Not to Say or Do During a Job Interview - Workplace
• Things NOT to Say to your Dominant - Adult
• Things That Can Drive a Sane Person Insane - Lists
• Things That Have Happened at Job Interviews - Workplace
• Things That Would Change if Microsoft Built Cars - Microsoft
• Things the College Viewbooks Don't Tell You - School Days
• Things to Think About - Think About It!
• Things We Now Know From Films - Various and Sundry
• Things You Can't Say With a Hallmark Card - Poetry
• Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery - Med Mirth
• Things You Don't Want To Hear in a Department Store - Lists
• Things You Never Hear in Church - Spiritual
• Things You Should Never Say - Lists
• Things You Will Never Hear a Dad Say - Families
• Things You Will Never See On Jesse Helms' Website - Lists
• Think of it This Way.... - Med Mirth
• Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! - Med Mirth
• Thirty Minutes to a Cleaner House - At Home
• Thoughts to Ponder - One Liners
• Three Blond Guys - Blondes
• Three Surgeons - Med Mirth
• Times When Saying Fuck is Appropriate - Adult
• Tips for Northerners Moving South - Regional
• Tips for Traveling in Alabama - Regional
• Tips from Martha Stewart - Martha Stewart
• Top Bibical Ways to Get a Wife - Spiritual
• Top Reasons for Being a Canadian - Regional
• Top Ten Signs The Police Chief Doesn't Like You - Cops and Robbers
• Tough Teacher - School Days
• Toy Disclaimers - Lists
• Traffic - Various and Sundry
• Tragedy - Political
• Training Your Human - Feline Funny
• Translating Management Speak - Workplace
• Travel Agent Terms - Dictionaries
• Travel Tips - Travel
• Trick or Treat! What's Your Sign? - Seasonal
• Trivia Questions from the Year 2100 - Lists
• Trivial Pursuits - Think About It!
• True Friends - Poetry
• Truth About Car Ads - Cars and Driving
• 'Twas the Adult Night Before Christmas - Seasonal
• 'Twas the Day After Christmas - Seasonal
• 'Twas the Grumpy Night Before Christmas - Seasonal
• 'Twas the Night Before Cat-Mas - Seasonal
• 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.... in Legalese - Seasonal
• 'Twas the Night Before Christmas -- Italian Style - Seasonal
• 'Twas The Night Before Christmas...Mom Style - Mothers
• 'Twas the Night Before Ramadan - Taliban
• 'Twas the Night Before Solstice - Seasonal
• 'Twas The Night Before Y2K - Millenium
• 'Twas the Night of Nekkid Frustration - AOL
• Twisted Greeting Card Verses - Poetry
• Twisted Mary Had a Little Lamb - Poetry
• Two More Words - Legal
• Types of Answers - Lists
• Types of Office Illness - Workplace



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• Unclear Writing - Various and Sundry
• Understanding Corporate Speak - Workplace
• Understanding Investments - Think About It!
• Understanding Resumes - Workplace
• Understanding Your Paycheck - Workplace
• Unique Laws - Rules
• Universal Grade Change Form - Applications and Forms
• Universal Prescription - Inspirations
• University Entrance Exam for Football Players - School Days
• Unpublished Beatle Songs - Lists
• Updated Fact Sheet - Martha Stewart
• Upgrading to Boyfriend 4.0 - Relationships
• Upgrading to Girlfriend 4.0 - Relationships
• Urgent Virus Alert!! - Computers
• Useful Conversions - Lists



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• Vader Strikes Back - Various and Sundry
• Valentine Dreams - Seasonal
• Valentine Signatures - Seasonal
• Valentine's Day Greetings from the Mafia - Seasonal
• Veni, Vidi, Vici - Political
• Viagra and its Proposed Cousins - Med Mirth
• Virus Warning - AOL
• Visitor's Guide to Dallas, Texas - Regional



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• Wal-Mart Wine - Lists
• Walkies - Canine Humor
• Walking on Water - Spiritual
• Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear - Poetry
• Warning! - Computers
• Warning... - Outdoors
• Warning Signs Your Cat is Too Fat - Feline Funny
• Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job - Workplace
• Ways Life Would Change If Men Got Pregnant - Families
• Ways NOT To Begin Your Police Report - Cops and Robbers
• Ways Security at the Los Alamos Lab Can Be Tightened - Various and Sundry
• Ways To Annoy A Roommate At Christmas - Seasonal
• Ways to Clean Up New York City - Various and Sundry
• Ways to Cope with Stress - Stress Relievers
• Ways to Drive a Woman Crazy - Relationships
• Ways to Drive the Man in Your Life Crazy - Relationships
• Ways to Get Fired - Workplace
• Ways to Get Rid of Telephone Solicitors - Stress Relievers
• Ways to Insure You Get Audited - Government
• Ways to Make Your Neighbor Move - Stress Relievers
• Ways to Survive Even the Dullest of Sermons - Spiritual
• Ways to Tell if Someone is From Seattle - Regional
• Ways to Trick Her into Giving You Head - Adult
• Ways to Use AOL Disks - AOL
• Webbed Bliss - Computers
• Wedding Telegrams - Relationships
• Welcome to AOLScape - AOL
• Welcome to McDonald's - Cops and Robbers
• Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline - Med Mirth
• Wellness Tips We Can Learn From a Dog - Canine Humor
• West Virginia State Residency Application - Applications and Forms
• What?!? - One Liners
• What a Difference a Century Makes - Think About It!
• What a Man Hears - Relationships
• What a Man Says - Relationships
• What a Way to Go! - Boozing
• What Are They Thinking? - Adult
• What Could Be Wrong? - Computers
• What Doctors Say... - Med Mirth
• What Every Man Expects in a Wife - Relationships
• What Every Young Girl Should Know About Men - Relationships
• What I Want in a Man - Relationships
• What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Computer Tech Manuals? - Computers
• What if God Had Voice Mail? - Spiritual
• What if You Say "Fuck You" to the Heads of States - Think About It!
• What is a Cat? - Feline Funny
• What is Said Versus What is Meant - Cops and Robbers
• What is Technical Harassment? - Workplace
• What is Two and Two? - Workplace
• What Men Are Like - Relationships
• What Those Credit Card Applications Really Mean - Lists
• What Time Is It? - Military
• What Tree Did You Fall From? - Email
• What You Can Learn From Your Kids - Mothers
• What Your Computer is Trying to Tell You - Computers
• What's in the Bags? - Cops and Robbers
• What's Your Business Sign? - Workplace
• What's Your "Southern" Sign? - Redneck
• When I Die.... - Poetry
• When You Are Caught... - Relationships
• Where Did the Love Go? - Inspirations
• Where Do Deleted Characters Go? - Computers
• Where Do Pets Come From? - Feline Funny
• Where Is My Water? - Various and Sundry
• Where to Park? - Cars and Driving
• Which Drive is my Sex Drive? - Computers
• Which is the Better Invention? - Relationships
• White House Valentine Poems - Seasonal
• White Powdery Substance? - Outdoors
• Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than... - Seasonal
• Why A Man Can't Win - Relationships
• Why All These Old Cliches Are Nonsense - Think About It!
• Why Aren't You Married Yet? - Relationships
• Why Ask Why - One Liners
• Why Beer is Better than Cucumbers - Boozing
• Why Beer is Better than Religion - Boozing
• Why Beer is Better than Women - Boozing
• Why Boys and Girls are Equal, But Not the Same - Relationships
• Why Cats are Better Than Dogs - Feline Funny
• Why Cats are Better Than Men - Feline Funny
• Why Chemists Don't Write Cook Books - Recipes
• Why Chocolate is Better than Sex - Relationships
• Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men - Relationships
• Why Cybersex is Better - Relationships
• Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? - Lists
• Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road, Part 2 - Lists
• Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road .. according to Dr. Seuss - Think About It!
• Why Do We Say... - Think About It!
• Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats - Canine Humor
• Why Dogs are Better than Girlfriends - Canine Humor
• Why Dogs are Better Than Men - Canine Humor
• Why Dogs Can't Use Computers - Canine Humor
• Why Fishin' is Better Than Makin' Love - Relationships
• Why Fishing is Better than Sex - Relationships
• Why Is My Salary So Low? - Workplace
• Why It's Great to be a Guy - Relationships
• Why It's Great to be a Woman - Relationships
• Why Kissing Is Good for You! - Relationships
• Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women - Relationships
• Why Oreos are Better than Men - Relationships
• Why Some Countries Can't Go Metric - Think About It!
• Will the Real Bill Gates.. Please Stand Up! - Microsoft
• Windbreakers Categorized - Lists
• Windows eXP - Alabama Edition - Microsoft
• Wishes for the New Century - Millenium
• With One Little Wave... - Various and Sundry
• Witty Responses If You Are Caught Sleeping - Workplace
• Women's English - Dictionaries
• Words You Won't Find in the Dictionary... - Dictionaries
• World Ideologies as Explained by Reference to Cows - Think About It!
• Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes - Various and Sundry
• Would You Like To Join? - Various and Sundry
• Wrapping Presents (with a cat) - Feline Funny
• Write in C - Computers
• Writing for Money - School Days
• Wrong Answer - Relationships
• Wrong Way Herman - Cars and Driving



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• X-Files Christmas - Seasonal
• Xerox - Various and Sundry



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• Y2K Backup System - Millenium
• Year's Best Headlines - One Liners
• Yorn uh Goood O'l Boy Ifin... - Computers
• You Are a Child of the 80's If... - Lists
• You Are Too Old for BDSM When... - Adult
• You Didn't Win the Hallowe'en Costume Contest Because... - Seasonal
• You Don't Know Jack Schitt - Various and Sundry
• You Have All the Equipment - Outdoors
• You Just Can't Fool Them Flies - Cops and Robbers
• You Just Might Be A Scrooge - Seasonal
• You Know It's A 'No Frills' Airline When ... - Travel
• You Know It's Hot Outside When... - Regional
• You Know It's the Network Age When... - Computers
• You Know It's Time to Diet When... - Diet and Exercise
• You Know the Honeymoon Is Over When ... - Relationships
• You Know You A Ho When... - Regional
• You Know You Are Addicted to Coffee If... - Lists
• You Know You Are in Arizona When... - Regional
• You Know You Are Italian When... - Regional
• You Know You are Really Hooked When... - Computers
• You Know You Live in Oregon If... - Regional
• You Know You Need a New Housekeeper When.... - At Home
• You Know You Work For the Government If... - Government
• You Know You're a Cat Person When... - Feline Funny
• You Know You're a Geek When... - Lists
• You Know You're a High Tech Worker If... - Computers
• You Know You're a Mom When... - Mothers
• You Know You're A Mom When... Part 2 - Mothers
• You Know You're Born and Raised in Small-Town Idaho When.. - Regional
• You Know You're from Idaho When... - Regional
• You Know You're From New Hampshire When... - Regional
• You Know You're From Oklahoma If... - Regional
• You Know You're Getting Old When... - Growing Older
• You Know You're Getting Older When... - Growing Older
• You Know You're In A Southern Church When... - Regional
• You Know You're In Phoenix When... - Regional
• You Know You're In Trouble When ... - Lists
• You Know You're Not in College Anymore When... - Growing Older
• You Know You're Taking Genealogy Too Seriously If... - Lists
• You Know You've Been on AOL Too Long If...
• You Know You've Been on AOL Too Long When... - AOL
• You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When... - lists
• You Know You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer When... - Lists
• You Know You've Joined a Cheap New HMO When... - Med Mirth
• You Know You've Worked During the 90s If.... - Workplace
• You Know Your Coven's Getting Older When... - Spiritual
You Know Your Life Stinks When... - Lists
• You Live in New York City If... - Regional
• You May Be a Canadian If... - Regional
• You May Be a Ched If... - Regional
• You May Be A Cop If... - Cops and Robbers
• You May be a Redneck if.... - Regional
• You May Be a True Elementary School Teacher If... - School Days
• You May be a Yankee if... - Regional
• You May Be From Denver If... - Regional
• You Might Be A Democrat If... - Political
• You Might Be a Farmer If... - Regional
• You Might Be A Network Engineer... - Computers
• You Might Be A Physics Major If... - Classroom
• You Might Be A Redneck Dom If... - Adult
• You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if... - Outdoors
• You Might Be Anal-Retentive If... - Various and Sundry
• You Might be From Michigan If... - Regional
• You Might Be In Education If... - Classroom
• You Might be in the Health Care Field If... - Med Mirth
• You Might Be Po'White Trash If... - Regional
• You Might Belong to Generation X If... - Lists
• You Momma So Fat.... - Regional
• You Must Be Between 25 and 35 If... - Lists
• You Need to Study More Geography If You Think... - School Days
• You're Addicted to Your PDA When... - Lists
• You're Attending the Wrong Law School If...- Legal Eagles
• You're from Buffalo, New York If.... - Regional
• You're Not Old Unless You Can Remember... - Growing Older
• You're Old When ... - Growing Older
• You're Really an Engineer If... - Lists
• You've Been an AOL Subscriber Too Long When... - AOL
• You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... - Workplace
• You've Been Out of College Too Long When... - Lists
• You've Got Mail - AOL
• You've Overdosed on the World Wide Web When... - Computers
• Your Daily Moment of Zen - One Liners
• Your Dog's Barking - Canine Humor
• Your Family May Be Dysfunctional If... - Families
• Your First Game of Tradewars - Various and Sundry
• Your Nation is Calling!!! - Taliban
• Your Optarectomy... - Various and Sundry
• Your Tax Forms Explained - Government
• Yuppie Women - Relationships



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• 5 Levels of Drinking - Boozing
• 5 Things You Don't Want to Hear from Technical Support - Computers
• 5 Things Women Never Understand - Relationships
• 6 Presidents - Political
• 8th Grade Final Exam - 1895 - Think About It!
• 9 Types of Boyfriends - Relationships
• 9 Types of Girlfriends - Relationships
• 10 Clues That You've Gone Overboard On Home Improvement - At Home
• 10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog - Canine Humor
• 10 Signs You Have PMS - Relationships
• 10 Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend's Parents - Relationships
• 10 Traits You Don't Want in Your New Puppy - Canine Humor
• 10 Ways to Get Thrown Out of Chemistry Lab - School Days
• 12 Days of Kennedy - Political
• 12 Things Never to Say to a Cop - Cops and Robbers
• 12th Grade Reading Test - State of Arkansas - Regional
• 20 Reasons Barfing is Better than School Food - School Days
• 20 Ways to Confuse and Upset Santa Claus - Seasonal
• 23rd Psalm for Psychiatrists - Med Mirth
• 25 Things Women Want to Hear - Relationships
• 42 Ways to get Power from Hamster - Various and Sundry
• 50 Fun Things to do in a Mall - Stress Relievers
• 50 Useless and Random Facts - Lists
• 90's Definitions - Dictionaries
• 98 Ways to Order a Pizza - Stress Relievers
• 100 Reasons Why it is Great to be a Man - Relationships
• 100 Reasons Why it is Great to be a Woman - Relationships
• 101 Things Not to Say During Sex - Relationships
• 911 Calls - Cops and Robbers
• 1998 Number Game - Quizzes