You Know You're a Cat Person When....

  • you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox."

  • you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.

  • you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

  • you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.

  • you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.

  • you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!

  • you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.

  • you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids orgrandkids.

  • you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.

  • your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."

  • you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.

  • you refer to your cat as your furry child.

  • your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."

  • you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.

  • you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!

  • you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.

  • you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."

  • you call home and leave a message on the answering machinefor your cat.

  • you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answeringmachine.

  • you and kitty have matching outfits.

  • your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.

  • you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.

  • your favorite friends have fleas.

  • you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location forthe catbox.

  • you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.

  • you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.

  • you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

  • you meow so well, you confuse the cats.

  • you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and length.


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