Yorn uh Goood O'l Boy Ifin...

Yorn uh goood O'l Boy ifin yah tink tha follin:

  • LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
  • LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
  • MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
  • DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
  • MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
  • FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
  • RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
  • HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
  • PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
  • WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
  • SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
  • BYTE: Whut them flys do.
  • CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
  • MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
  • MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
  • DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
  • LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
  • KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the keys.
  • SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knifs.
  • MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
  • MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
  • PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
  • ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
  • RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
  • MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.


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