- If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name.
- Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional.
- If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard.
- You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself.
- Viagra! Who needs Viagra?
- Your partner could have more of a personality than your inflatable friends.
- Three words: No shotgun weddings.
- All guys look like George Clooney and all women like Pamela Anderson.
- They never have to know you live in your parents basement.
- If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.