Drill Sergeant Pick-up Lines
- "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!"
- "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??"
- "Drop trou and give me 20!"
- "Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?"
- "Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each."
- "Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby."
- "The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking."
- "Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?"
- "Drop and give me 69!"
- "Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'."
- "You'll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it's your bra."
- "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning."
- "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap."
- "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?"
- "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you."