Great Truths from Small Children


  • When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

  • If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

  • Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

  • You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

  • Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

  • Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

  • Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

  • Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

  • Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

  • A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.

  • Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.

  • You can't start over just because you're losing the game.

  • All libraries smell the same.

  • If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.


 

 
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