You Know It's A 'No Frills' Airline When ...

  • they don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
  • all the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
  • before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
  • if you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
  • you cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
  • before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
  • the Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
  • when they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
  • the Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
  • you ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."
  • there's no movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
  • you see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
  • all the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.


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